Intro: D F# G Gm

DCall me your F#nymph
GPraise me for martyr, Gmpraise me for sin
DCall me your F#muse
A Gsprite or an elf you Gmcry to then use

Pre-Chorus:
    DI will not F#suffer
    Ah-Gah, cry underGmcovers
    Ah-Dah, Iʼm not your F#mother
    Ah-Gah, ah-Gmah

Chorus:
    DItʼs nymphology, F#not psychology
    BmBe a manic pixie dream girl that you Gfucking oughta be
    DDamaged oddity F#bought by Sothebyʼs
    BmAuctionned to a selfish man that thinks that Gheʼs the prophecy

Post-Chorus:
D F#

    BmYou canʼt even spell it, youʼre an «Gexpert» in nymphology

D F#

    BmN-Y-M-P-H-O-GL-O-G-Y, thatʼs nymphology

DIʼm not fiction, F#Iʼm not fae
GI wonʼt lick your Gmwounds today
DBut Iʼll throw you F#in the ring
GGift you with my Gmsuffering

DIʼm not crazy, F#Iʼm not wild
GYouʼre just stupid, Gmlittle child
DGet your image F#off my back
GIʼll give you a Gmheart attack

Pre-Chorus:
    DI will not F#suffer
    Ah-Gah, cry underGmcovers
    Ah-Dah, Iʼm not your F#mother
    Ah-Gah, ah-Gmah

Chorus:
    DItʼs nymphology, F#not psychology
    BmBeing a manic pixie dream girl that you Gfucking oughta be
    DDeath is quality, F#but by some of these
    BmUrgent to a selfish man that thinks that Gheʼs the prophecy

Post-Chorus:
D F#

    BmYou canʼt even spell it, youʼre an «Gexpert» in nymphology

D F#

    BmN-Y-M-P-H-O-GL-O-G-Y, thatʼs nymphology

Bridge:
    DDonʼt treat me that F#way, yeah
    GYeah, youʼre Gmacting like a wannabe
    DI wonʼt be asF#hamed, yeGah
    For Gmloving you so honestly

    DYouʼre in the spell and it F#worked
    And Iʼm returninʼ Ghurt
    Iʼm kicking your ass out, Gmflutter my wings while I pout
    DPush your penis into your F#mouth
    Iʼll make you choke on your Gdoubt
    GmCut you off, watch you die, just a fairy with a knife

Chorus:
    DItʼs nymphology, F#not psychology
    BmBeing a manic pixie dream girl that you Gfucking oughta be
    DDeath is quality, F#but by some of these
    BmUrgent to a selfish man that thinks that Gheʼs the prophecy

Instrumental: D F# Bm G x2

Post-Chorus:
D F#

    BmYou canʼt even spell it, youʼre an «Gexpert» in nymphology

D F#

    BmN-Y-M-P-H-O-GL-O-G-Y, thatʼs nymphology

Outro:
    GmDiamonds and rubies, the star in all the movies
Wears me out, big pockets, I am her favorite locket
Keeps them droolinʼ, The semi-precious stones ainʼt as cold
And theyʼre curious, where did I get refined, get my cuts

    GmAnd my polishes? I am too many karats for your budget
Ask the jeweler, your boyfriend tried me on, wore me out
Made him cooler, like Moldavite or Emeralds from Colombian Andes
It will be the brightest, the brightest green youʼve ever seen

    GmAncient and itʼs protective, an expensive rarity
So rare, it is offensive, I think you will agree