Fat Funny Friend Maddie Zahm

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G……B..B/A#

I break the iGce
So they don’t see mBy sizeB/A#
And I have to be niGce
Or I’ll be the nBext punch lB/A#ine

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IG’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who Bonly exists to cB/A#ontinue the story
The gGirl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen
So I’ll wBait for my cue to be cB/A#omedic relief

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CGan’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
If BI don’t answer now, are they stB/A#ill gonna need me?
GCan’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
Do they keBep me around, so their fB/A#laws just seem silly?

[Refrain]
Life of the FGat, Funny, Friend
Life of the FBat, Funny, FB/A#riend

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I say I’m okGay
’cause they wouldn’t caBre anyB/A#way
And I could try to explGain my efforts in vBain
They can’t relB/A#ate

Ohh

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I’ve draGwn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
If thBat’s what it took for me to lB/A#ook in the mirror
I’ve dGone every diet to make me look thinner
So Bwhy Do I still feel so **B/A#***** inferior?

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It’s fC#munny when I think a guy likes me
And it’s fBunny when I’m the one who sB/A#ays, “let’s Go to eat”
It’s ******* fGunny when I’m asked to Go out on Halloween;
DrBesses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body

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