DmWelcome to the internet. Have a look around.
AnyGmthing that brain of yours can think of can be found.
Weʼve got mounFtains of content. Some better, some worse.
AIf none of itʼs of interest to you, youʼd be the first.

DmWelcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Would you like to Gmsee the news or any famous womenʼs feet.
Thereʼs no neFed to panic. This isnʼt a test (huh huh).
Just Anod or shake your head and weʼll do the rest.

DmWelcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Would you like to Gmfight for civil rights
or tweet a racial slur.
Be happy. FBe horny. Be bursting with rage.
AWe got a million different ways to engage

DmWelcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Hereʼs a tip for stGmraining pasta.
Hereʼs a nine-year-old who died.
FWe got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
AAnd a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all
the characters of harry potter fuckin eachother.

DmWelcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
ʼcause a random Gmguy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
They are grainy and Foff-putting. He just sent you more.
ADont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

DmSee a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Show us pictures Gmof your children.
Tell us every thought you think.
Start a rumor, buy a Fbroom or send a death
threat to a boomer.
AOr DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor.

And Dmhereʼs a healthy breakfast option.
You should kill your mom.
Hereʼs why women Gmnever fuck you.
Hereʼs how you can build a bomb.
Which Power FRanger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
AObama sent the immigrants. To vac-cin-ate your kids.

Chorus:
    Could I interest Dmyou in everything, all of the time?
    A little Gmbit of everything. All of the time.
    FApathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    AAnything and everything. All of the time.

    Could I interest Dmyou in everything, all of the time?
    A little Gmbit of everything. All of the time.
    FApathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    AAnything and everything. All of the time.

Instrumental: Dm C A# A

DmYou know, Cit wasnʼt always like A#this A 

DmNot very Clong ago
A#Just before your Atime
DmRight before the Ctowers fell
A#Circa ʼ9A9

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DmTravel blogs
AA chat room or Dmtwo
We set our Gmsights and Dmspent our nights
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For Fyou
DmYou
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GmYou were barely Ctwo
And it Dmdid all the C#things
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AmHoney, how you Dgrew

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Instrumental: Em B7 x3

Chorus:
    Could I interest Emyou in everything, all of the time?
    A little Ambit of everything. All of the time.
    GApathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    B7Anything and everything. All of the time.

    Could I interest Emyou in everything, all of the time?
    A little Ambit of everything. All of the time.
    GApathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    B7Anything and everything

    B7And anything and everything
    B7And anything and everything
    B7And all of the time