Intro: C G F C
F C D G
C G F C
F
C F C F
C F C F

Itʼs Cnine oʼGclock on a FSaturdayC 
The Fregular Ccrowd shuffles Din G 
Thereʼs an Cold mGan sitting Fnext to meC 
Making Flove to his tonic and Cgin

Instrumental: F C F
C F C F

He says, «CSon, can you Gplay me a FmemoryC 
Iʼm Fnot really Csure how it Dgoes G 
But itʼs Csad and itʼs Gsweet and I Fknew it comCplete
When FI wore a younger manʼs Cclothes.»

Pre-Chorus:
    Amla Cla la, di da Dda lFa
    AmLa Cla, di di Dda da F 
    GDum C  G 

Chorus:
    CSing us a Gsong, youʼre the Fpiano manC 
    FSing us a Csong toDnightG 
    Well, weʼre Call in the Gmood for a Fmelody C 
    And Fyouʼve got us all feeling alCright

Instrumental: F C F
C F C F

Now CJohn at the Gbar is a Ffriend of mineC 
He Fgets me my Cdrinks for DfreeG 
And heʼs Cquick with a Gjoke and heʼll Flight up your smoCke
But thereʼs Fsome place that heʼd rather Cbe

He says, «CBill, I beGlieve this is Fkilling me.»C 
As the Fsmile ran Caway from his Dface G 
«Well Iʼm Csure that I Gcould be a Fmovie starC 
If FI could get out of this Cplace»

Pre-Chorus:
    Amla Cla la, di da Dda lFa
    AmLa Cla, di di Dda da F 
    GDum C  G 

Now CPaul is a Greal estate Fnovelist C 
Who Fnever had Ctime for a Dwife G 
And heʼs Ctalking with GDavy, whoʼs Fstill in the CNavy
And Fprobably will be for Clife

Instrumental: F C F
C F C F

And the Cwaitress is Gpracticing Fpolitics C 
As the Fbusinessman Cslowly gets Dstoned G 
Yes, theyʼre Csharing a Gdrink they call FlonelinesCs
But itʼs Fbetter than drinking Calone

Instrumental: Am C D F
Am C D F
G C G

Chorus:
    CSing us a Gsong, youʼre the Fpiano manC 
    FSing us a Csong toDnightG 
    Well, weʼre Call in the Gmood for a Fmelody C 
    And Fyouʼve got us all feeling alCright

Instrumental: F C F
C F C F

Itʼs a Cpretty good Gcrowd for a FSaturday C 
And the Fmanager Cgives me a Dsmile G 
ʼCause he Cknows that itʼs Gme theyʼve been Fcoming to Csee
To Fforget about life for a Cwhile

And the Cpiano, it Gsounds like a FcarnivalC 
And the Fmicrophone Csmells like a DbeerG 
And they Csit at the Gbar and put Fbread in my Cjar
And say, «FMan, what are you doing Chere?»

Pre-Chorus:
    Amla Cla la, di da Dda lFa
    AmLa Cla, di di Dda da F 
    GDum C  G 

Chorus:
    CSing us a Gsong, youʼre the Fpiano manC 
    FSing us a Csong toDnightG 
    Well, weʼre Call in the Gmood for a Fmelody C 
    And Fyouʼve got us all feeling alCright

Coda: F C F
C F C F