Intro:

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DWell nowF# then Mardy Bum
GI see your frown and it’s like
F#mlooking Emdown the barrel of a gun
DAnd it goes off
And out F#come all these words
Oh thGere’s a veF#mry pleasant side to you
A Emside I much prAefer, it’s one that

Chorus:
    GLaughs aAnd jokes around
    RemeDmber cudAdles in the kitchen yeah
    To gBmet things off the ground and it was
    Gup up anAd away
    oh but iDt’s right Ahard to remember that
    on a Bmday like today when your all
    GargumentAative and you’ve
    Agot the face on

Instrumental: D F# G F#m Em A

DWell now theF#n Mardy Bum
Oh I’Gm in F#mtrouble again
Emaren’tA I? I thouDght as much.
Coz you’ve tF#urned over there
Pulling tGhat silF#ment disappointment face
EmThe one thatA I can’t bear.
ACan’t we...

Chorus:
    GLaugh anAd joke around
    RemeDmber cudAdles in the kitchen yeah
    To gBmet things off the ground and it was
    Gup up aAnd away
    oh bDut it’s riAght hard to remember that
    on a Bmday like today when your all
    GargumentAative and you’ve
    Agot the face on.

F#Yeah i’m sorrGy I was late
F#I missed the train anGd the traffic was a state
F#I can’t be arsed to cGarry on in this debate that reoccurs
F#Oh when you say I doGn’t care of course i Do
Yeah i cAlearly do.

Instrumental: D F# G F#m Em A x2

Chorus:
    GLaugh anAd joke around
    RemeDmber cudAdles in the kitchen yeah
    To gBmet things off the ground and it was
    Gup up aAnd away
    oh but stiDll it’s rightA hard to remember that
    on a Bmday like today when your all (Break - wait a bar)
    GargumentAative and you’ve
    got Dthe face on.