C#5And if you A5save yourF#5self,
G#5You will A5make him B5happy!
C#5He'll keep you A5in a F#5jar,
G#5And you'll think A5you're B5happy
C#5He'll give you A5breathing F#5holes,
G#5And you'll think A5you'reB5 happy
C#5He'll cover A5you with F#5grass,
G#5And you'll think A5you're B5happy, nC#5ow!
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5Conclusion F#5came to A5you, G#5ohhh.
C#5And if you A5save yourF#5self,
G#5You will A5make him B5happy!
C#5He'll keep you A5in a F#5jar,
G#5And you'll think A5you're B5happy
C#5He'll give you A5breathing F#5holes,
G#5And you'll think A5you'reB5 happy
C#5He'll cover A5you with F#5grass,
G#5And you'll think A5you're B5happy, nC#5ow!
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5Conclusion F#5came to A5you, G#5ohhh.

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A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5Conclusion F#5came to A5you, G#5ohhh.
C#5And if you A5fool yourF#5self,
G#5You will A5make him B5happy!
C#5He'll keep you A5in a F#5jar,
G#5Then you'll think A5you're B5happy
C#5He'll give you A5breathing F#5holes,
G#5Then you A5will seem B5happy
C#5You'll wallow A5in the F#5shit,
G#5Then you'll think A5you're B5happy, nC#5ow!
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5You're in a F#5laundry room,
A5Conclusion F#5came to A5you, G#5ohhh...