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Intro - C (Palm muted) ACOUSTIC GUITAR!

(Verse)
Now Ccome on come all to this tragic affair;
Gmwipe off that make-up for sin is to spare
so G7throw on the black dress mix in with the lot;
you might Gm7wake up and notice youre Gmsomeone your not
If you Clook in the mirror and dont like what you see
you can Gmfind at first hand what its like to be me
so G7gather round piggies and kiss this goodbye
i'll Gmencourage your smile, i'll Cexpect you wont Gm7cry

(Bridge)
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(Verse 2)
Another contrution my funeral jag,
is my resignition my service's radd
you've got front row seats to the penatons ball;
when i grow up i want to be nothin' at all.

(Repeat bridge)

And thats all i know. hope you like them. im sure these are the right chords as
ive seen them live.