GI bet your motherFm wouldn't like me
B#m
She cooks paella, I don't like meat
GThat's how it began,Fm began
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


GI bet your father Fmwouldn't get it
B#m
Why Am I seatin' eatin' carrot
GThat's cause I'm vegan,Fm vegan
B#m
(That's cause I'm vegan, vegan)
(Cause I'm vegan)


COohG 
FmShoot me, shoot me with your jokes
CDetox tea at 5 o'clock
OK


Baby cause I'm vegan          G 
FmI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide

GVegan
FmGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G Fm B#m C
Vegan
G Fm B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan


GWe met on Tinder,Fm it's our 1st date
B#m
I hoped you'd be my vegan soulmate
GBut it went awfulFm, awful
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


GI'm skinny not 'cause I don't feel welFml 
B#m
But you keep asking 'bout my F12! (Man!)
GI've got my tofu, tFmofu
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


CBoom, knock knock
GShoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes
FmDetox tea at 5 o'clock


Baby cause I'm vegan         G 
FmI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide

GVegan
FmGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G Fm B#m C
Vegan
G Fm B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan


B#m
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
FmHoly moly guacamole
B#m
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
FmHoly moly guacamole


B#m
And what about gym? What about big butts?
FmYou wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts


Baby cause I'm vegan         G 
FmI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide
GVegan
FmGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G Fm B#m C
Vegan
G Fm B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan