Intro:

(pipe organ and harp):

    D/ / / /  A/ / / /  Am/ / / /

Verse:

    AmOoh, you're a holiday [/G]  
    F  Such a holiAmday
    AmOoh, you're a holiday [/G]  
    F  Such a holiAmday      G 

Chorus 1:

    It's sComething I think's worthwhGile
    If the pAmuppet makes you sEmmile
    If nFot, then you're throwing stCones
    Throwing stGones, tG7hrowing stCones

Verse 2:

Ooh, it's a funny game
Don't believe that it's all the same
Can't think what I've just said
Put a soft pillow on my head

Chorus 2:

[3: Yet] Millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind

[repeat verse w/wordless vocal (dee-dee-dee-dee) and snare drum]

[repeat chorus 2]

Verse 3:

Ooh, you're a holiday, every day
Such a holiday
Now it's my turn to say
And I say you're a holiday

[repeat chorus 1]