Constipated-original Weir Al Yankovic's Avril Lavigne
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Intro :
Dm FUh huhCextra cheeseDm FUh huhCsave a peice for meVerse:
Fpizza, party at your houseDmi went, just to check it outBnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone cameFjust us eating all alownDmyou said take the pizza homeBno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i facedPRE®:Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blockedA#and i sure dont care, for irregularitiesCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
DmWhy'd you have to and make me B Fso constipatedCcouse right now id doDmanything at all to get my boB Fwles evacuatedCin the bathroomDmand i sit, and i wait,B and i strainand i swe
Fat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh,Gm A# [(let] [it] [ring)]should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigatedNo no no
Verse 2:
Fi was, feeling pretty downDmtill my, girlfriend came aroundBwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta sayFin fact, i just thought i mightDmpop the, question there that nightBi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is mePRE®:Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thighA#and sun of a gun, its just like the one on meCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
Dmhow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlatedCbelive me if iDmnew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedFCwhat to do nowDmshould i go ahead and Bproposeand get h
Fitched, and have kids withC eleven toesGmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBler[(let]ated[it] [ring)]No no no
FNo no (no no)DmNo no (no no)A#No No (no no)CNo...Verse3:
Fi had, so much on my mindDmi thought, maybe id unwindBtry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guidePRE®:Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feetA#and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you seeCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysB Felf decapitatedCthis really is AmDmmajor inconvenience oh man iB F really hate itCsuch a drag nowDmi cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snorei cant be
Flch or yodell any more, caCntGmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedB [(let] [it] [ring)]oh no
Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated FCi gotta tell youDmlife without a head kinda maB Fkes me irritatedCwhat a bummerDmi cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneezebut my ne
Fck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze nowGmive never been the same since my head and me were sepBera[(let] [it] [ring)]tedNo no no
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